I'm not that far gone

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I may have nothing to do this evening (w00t! Finished my reading on the A-bomb early!), but I wasn't quite masochistic enough to watch the SOTU.  I think I covered that part of my day by doing my reading while stationary biking.  Hell, just being subjected to that reading was pretty depressing.

So here's the fluff to fill the lack of SOTU in your life:

The Upright Citizens Brigade presents: SOTU 2007- Do watch for Hillary and Obama at the end, lol.

Wonkette liveblogs the speech, and I think I got everything I needed from that

Stef:        it can't be that complicated... your only 20
Stef:        wait till your 50
Stef:        and have 5 kids
Stef:        and have gray hair
Stef:        and have to pay for 5 college tuitions
Stef:        and a house
me:        well, it's getting more complicated than i would like...
Stef:        then you got it complicated
me:        and kill me if i ever have 5 kids
Stef:        ok fine
Stef:        i'll just kindly remind you to stop when you reach 3
Stef:        or 4
me:        ok, kill me if i have kids period
me:        can you imagine me with kids?
me:        >:o
Stef:        yes
Stef:        i know it's hard
Stef:        but
Stef:        you know
Stef:        it's hard to see me or anyone to have kids
Stef:        and yet
Stef:        in 5 -10 years
Stef:        we're all going to be married off
Stef:        one by one
Stef:        then we're all going to have kids
me:        >.>
Stef:        gosh... i'm scaring even myself
me:        please stop with the crazy talk
Stef:        and then....
Stef:        lemme finish!!!
Stef:        and then...
Stef:        we're going to have lots of play dates with our kids
Stef:        and visit each other often
me:        lol
me:        that's kind of cute?
Stef:        yes
Stef:        and you can be the scary auntie
Stef:        wendy will be the candy feeding, kid spoiling auntie
me:        can i be the scary single cat raising auntie?
Stef:        michelle can be the watching after the kids and bringing them to the bathroom auntie
Stef:        no
Stef:        your not allowed
Stef:        this is my crazy talk and i'm allowed to make it as i like
me:        lol
Stef:        and well... i'll be the crazy auntie who makes a big mess with them
Stef:        and michelle will kill me for ruining her house
Stef:        you have to admit
Stef:        it is a nice story
Stef:        and our husbands will be the lazy bums on the side
Stef:        and we'll always be nagging them to death
Stef:        and complaining to each other about them
Stef:        :-P
me:        scary scary thoughts...
Stef:        yea i know...
Stef:        i'm scaring myself too