Love for the penguins, my brother

me: i do sometimes go places
little bro: like watch crack movies?
me: lol, yes
me: crack movie next week is pink panther :P
me: and then after that is march of the penguins!
little bro: omg!
little bro: lucky!
me: it's on a big screen and everything!
me: except it's in a park
little bro: you should drag my gf
me: with grass
me: and bugs
little bro: drag my gf with you
little bro: she watched it
little bro: and hated it
me: lol
little bro: with a passion
me: WHY?!
me: PENGUINS!
little bro: shes hates penguins with a passion
me: OMG!
little bro: i know!!!!!!!!!
me: HATER!!!!111
little bro: penguins rock!
little bro: drag her in
me: ;;_;;
me: how could anyone hate penguins?!

Really, how can anyone?

o.O

It's a wonder the HP fandom hasn't imploded on itself.