*insert your anti-Valentine header of choice*

I bring you music in place of chocolate.

♥ I Miss U by Andy Lau

♥ Want It All Back by Yamane Mai

( Lyrics )

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For today, I will be practicing beating up people, studying about why we all hate each other, contemplating the strange casual connection between SSRIs and curing depression through neurogenesis in the hippocampus, and selling my soul and sleep as a translator.

So how goes your V-Day?

Since you're mailing me chocolate (even if it's just leftovers you don't like), does that make you my Valentine, imouto? ♥ ♥ ♥

He's like a son to me...

Little brother: mr eeyore looks at you with disgust!
Me: did you get a mr eeyore?
Me: xDDD
Little brother: yea
Little brother: he sleeps on your bed
Me: LOL
Little brother: lol
Me: *glomps mr eeyore*
Me: how big?
Little brother: ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little brother: like my ass to my neck?
Me: o.O
Me: big...
Little brother: maybe bigger
Little brother: i hug him when i sleep
Me: weren't *they* suspicious?
Little brother: lol yeaaaaaaaa
Me: bwahahahah!
Little brother: ...
Me: you do realize that her gift just totally kicked yours in the ass right?
Little brother: lolk that eeyore
Little brother: was my bday gift
Me: oh...
Little brother: ive had that for like some time now
Me: and you didn't tell me!!!
Me: *kills*
Little brother: for vday she drew me a pic of eeyore holding a balloon that says i love you
Little brother: still kicks my ass
Little brother: she draws a nice pic for me
Little brother: and i got her roses and a teddy bear
Me: where the chocolate moron?!
Me: wait, it's that anorexia thing right?
Little brother: choclolate for my anorexic gf?
Me: bwahahaha, we are so evil...
Little brother: lol
Little brother: if she ate
Little brother: id have gotten her godiva
Me: no, stupid!
Me: Lindt!
Me: it's healthier and better tasting!
Little brother: lol
Little brother: is that the stuff we usually have
Me: yea, but they got Lindt bars too
Little brother: vday is anbout excess my dear
Little brother: hallmark holidays are about excess
Me: but Godiva is just a fancy brand name
Me: it's not really that good...
Little brother: godiva= expensice, small, and tastes the same
Little brother: perfect for excess
Me: should there be more chocolate if it's all about excess?
Little brother: lol shushy
Little brother: but she doesn't eat
Little brother: so its ok lol

*sniffles* I've raised him so well. Btw, my brother's gf isn't really anorexic. Haven't really met her yet but she seems cool. Hell, she thinks I, the older sister, am cool despite all the stupid shit I shout when they're talking on the phone sometimes. She's a keeper, little bro!

Yes, I admit it, I am a stuffed animal fiend! *steals the Eeyore doll*