So yeah...the Oscars last night...

[alectoperdita]

The expectations?
independethought: think Brokeback is going to sweep this year?
DaPhatWun89: i hope
independethought: lol
independethought: just to piss people off?
DaPhatWun89: lol yea

Poor Jon's lack of audience receptiveness
DaPhatWun89: hes not being laughed at!
DaPhatWun89: only light chuckles
independethought: i wonder if half of them are like, who the hell is this guy?
DaPhatWun89: lol
DaPhatWun89: probably

On Nichole Kidman's presentation
independethought: god
independethought: she's so dull
DaPhatWun89: werd
independethought: too much botox before the oscars?
DaPhatWun89: lol!

Ben Stiller...
independethought: oh
independethought: god
independethought: not him
independethought: please...
DaPhatWun89: i know...
independethought: oh god...
independethought: dart him *reference to earlier Tom Hank skit*
DaPhatWun89: shoot him
independethought: dart him
DaPhatWun89: please
independethought: even Spielberg is like no

Some "well-intentioned" HP hate?
independethought: Harry Potter
DaPhatWun89: lol hp better not win
independethought: is it even nominated?
independethought: i'm just guessing
DaPhatWun89: nope
DaPhatWun89: its only nominated for art shit
DaPhatWun89: it has one nomination
independethought: lol
DaPhatWun89: lol yeup

;;;_;;; Nothing for Howl
independethought: Howl's Moving Castle!!!
DaPhatWun89: lol
independethought: go go go go!!!
independethought: no!!!!!!!!!
independethought: what the hell!!!
DaPhatWun89: lol more work in wallace
independethought: i guess...

The Fat Dude that was one part of the Make-up winning duo
independethought: dude!
independethought: hog!
DaPhatWun89: werd
DaPhatWun89: that girl didn't talk at all
independethought: she didn't even get to say anything!
DaPhatWun89: and shes like ahh
DaPhatWun89: ahh
DaPhatWun89: let her talk!
DaPhatWun89: damn fat man'

Realizing Rachel Weisz was...
independethought: o.O
independethought: Constant Gardener
independethought: oh!
DaPhatWun89: mummy girl!
independethought: she's Evy!!!
independethought: xDDDD

On Charlize Theron's dress
DaPhatWun89: omg
DaPhatWun89: wtf died on her shoulder?!

Because penguins pwn your arse
DaPhatWun89: we all love penguins!
independethought: penguins!!!
DaPhatWun89: YES!!!!!!!!!
independethought: woot!!!
DaPhatWun89: I CAN LAUGH AT MY GF TOO
DaPhatWun89: cause she hates march of the penguins
independethought: stuffed penguins animals!!!
DaPhatWun89: omg!
independethought: the French xDDD
DaPhatWun89: i dont get what they say
independethought: lol
DaPhatWun89: i like how they flashed to freeman
independethought: i want the doll!!!
independethought: yep
DaPhatWun89: werd!!!!
independethought: give me!!!
DaPhatWun89: steal!

His dislike of HP is becoming very apparent
DaPhatWun89: eww
DaPhatWun89: hp is in this >.<
DaPhatWun89: they better not win

Us not really getting the Robert Altman tribute...
DaPhatWun89: wtf
DaPhatWun89: they suck
independethought: they're old
DaPhatWun89: werd
DaPhatWun89: wtf
DaPhatWun89: this isnt funny
independethought: lol
DaPhatWun89: im so confused
independethought: i think we're missing a lot of references

"It just got easier for a pimp out here"
independethought: they won o.O
DaPhatWun89: lol yea
independethought: here i thought it was just a courtesy nomination
DaPhatWun89: omg
DaPhatWun89: they thanked jesus!
independethought: LOL
DaPhatWun89: did you hear it?
independethought: looking like the BET awards right?
independethought: lol
DaPhatWun89: lol werd
independethought: you forgot dawg

On the director of the South African movie that won Best Foreign Film
independethought: what a voice!
DaPhatWun89: omg he has a sexy voice!
independethought: no kidding!
DaPhatWun89: i love it!
DaPhatWun89: id totally have phone sex with him

On Zhang Ziyi *massive hate (due to the fact I don't think she's a noteworthy actress of any calibre)*
independethought: not her
independethought: not again
independethought: she can't say shit
DaPhatWun89: wtf is she saying?
independethought: *shoots her*
DaPhatWun89: lol mommy and daddy are making fun of her
independethought: yep!
independethought: she did so much worse at her presentation last year though

Congrats, Reese!
independethought: don't forget your husband, Reese!!!
DaPhatWun89: omg lol
DaPhatWun89: her mom and dad
DaPhatWun89: no husband
DaPhatWun89: does she even have a husband?
independethought: yea
independethought: it was that guy that they just showed
DaPhatWun89: oh there we go

On Ang Lee's speech
independethought: o.O
independethought: for his father?
DaPhatWun89: lol
DaPhatWun89: werd
DaPhatWun89: was his dad gay?

Comments

[sel.livejournal.com]

wait...chinese people won something? >.>

[kyattchan.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sure how I actually found this... But I couldn't help but say something...... *blush*
You didn't comment anything on the part where Jake's was on stage? :(
Still completely agree on the ewww to HP! :P And yay to stuffed pinguins!!! :P
*now goes back lurking to LJ*

[kdahlia.livejournal.com]

The Academy Awards were amusing, however much I watched it. Only watched up to the part where Will and Steve introduced Best Makeup while they themselves had the makeup mishap. Primarily watched it out of curiosity to see how Jon would fare and I think he held his own. Amusing to me at least. Loved the gay western montage he introduced. Hated the Ben Stiller green suit thing.