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alectoperdita) wrote2008-07-29 04:48 pm
alectoperdita) wrote2008-07-29 04:48 pm
I'm a terrible person
I really really want to troll the hell out of people with the Breaking Dawn spoilers, but I actually don't know anyone IRL that has read the books (HURRAY FOR MY CHOICE IN FRIENDS!).
Seriously I have never seen such shoddy writing (in terms of mechanics, plot, or characters) published and that ridiculously successful. BUT IT'S SO AMAZINGLY FUNNY!!!
BD RELEASE PARTY HERE I COME!! I'm "cosplaying" as Nessie, by which I mean black dress, fish net, pale makeup, and maybe some black lipstick. Cuz everyone knows vampires are all emo!
AND THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY \B\TARDS THERE CHAGRINING MY DAZZLE!!!11 CUZ WHEN A \B\TARD SPOILS, GOD KILLS A LITTER OF KITTENS!
THINK OF THE KITTENS!
Seriously I have never seen such shoddy writing (in terms of mechanics, plot, or characters) published and that ridiculously successful. BUT IT'S SO AMAZINGLY FUNNY!!!
BD RELEASE PARTY HERE I COME!! I'm "cosplaying" as Nessie, by which I mean black dress, fish net, pale makeup, and maybe some black lipstick. Cuz everyone knows vampires are all emo!
AND THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY \B\TARDS THERE CHAGRINING MY DAZZLE!!!11 CUZ WHEN A \B\TARD SPOILS, GOD KILLS A LITTER OF KITTENS!
THINK OF THE KITTENS!