Alecto Perdita (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
alectoperdita) wrote2007-01-27 11:24 pm
alectoperdita) wrote2007-01-27 11:24 pm
If this weekend had been a MUD...
You are sitting in your chair in front of the computer. It is 8:00 PM. The UC is to the east, the gym is to the north, the bus stop is to the south, and the sororities are to the west.
Exits: north, south, east, west
> eat dinner
Sorry, invalid command.
> eat dinner
Sorry, invalid command.
> watch tvb
You are moderately entertained by the attempts of Frankie Lam to tell the future and the attempts of Raymond Lam to act as an asshole. It is now 9:30 PM. Your alarm reminds you the Winter Gala is taking place at this moment. The UC is to the east, the gym is to the north, the bus stop is to the south, and the sororities are to the west.
Exits: north, south, east, west
> w
Sorry, you currently have neither the wealth or status to go there yet.
> e
You attend the Winter Gala. You receive 1 henna tattoo, 1 stuffed animal, and 1 oversized pixy stick. It is now 1AM and everything is winding down. Your dorm is to the west, and Morewood Gardens is to your south.
Exits: west, south
> s
You arrive at Morewood Gardens and a drinking party is already in progress. Everyone else has already battled and won over their first bottle.
> fight Blowing Game
<483/700hp 0m>
You blow as hard as you can but the cards remained stationary on the bottle top. You take 78 damage and are intoxicated.
> inventory
You have 1 henna tattoo, 1 stuffed animal, and 1 oversized pixy stick.
> use pixy stick
You recover 100 mana.
> spell Breath
<365/700hp 95m>
You take 20 damage from intoxication.
You OBLITERATE the Blowing Game.
Blowing Game is DEAD!
You receive 356 experience.
You have leveled up. Tolerance +1. Intelligence -3. Dexterity -10.
> fight Hands
<345/729hp 95m>
You take 78 damage from intoxication.
Who are you kidding? You can't even react when sober. You tap away indiscriminately when it's not even your turn and are punished accordingly. You take 1000 damage.
You pass out. Game over.
Exits: north, south, east, west
> eat dinner
Sorry, invalid command.
> eat dinner
Sorry, invalid command.
> watch tvb
You are moderately entertained by the attempts of Frankie Lam to tell the future and the attempts of Raymond Lam to act as an asshole. It is now 9:30 PM. Your alarm reminds you the Winter Gala is taking place at this moment. The UC is to the east, the gym is to the north, the bus stop is to the south, and the sororities are to the west.
Exits: north, south, east, west
> w
Sorry, you currently have neither the wealth or status to go there yet.
> e
You attend the Winter Gala. You receive 1 henna tattoo, 1 stuffed animal, and 1 oversized pixy stick. It is now 1AM and everything is winding down. Your dorm is to the west, and Morewood Gardens is to your south.
Exits: west, south
> s
You arrive at Morewood Gardens and a drinking party is already in progress. Everyone else has already battled and won over their first bottle.
> fight Blowing Game
<483/700hp 0m>
You blow as hard as you can but the cards remained stationary on the bottle top. You take 78 damage and are intoxicated.
> inventory
You have 1 henna tattoo, 1 stuffed animal, and 1 oversized pixy stick.
> use pixy stick
You recover 100 mana.
> spell Breath
<365/700hp 95m>
You take 20 damage from intoxication.
You OBLITERATE the Blowing Game.
Blowing Game is DEAD!
You receive 356 experience.
You have leveled up. Tolerance +1. Intelligence -3. Dexterity -10.
> fight Hands
<345/729hp 95m>
You take 78 damage from intoxication.
Who are you kidding? You can't even react when sober. You tap away indiscriminately when it's not even your turn and are punished accordingly. You take 1000 damage.
You pass out. Game over.